PACT with BRANNØS t-shirt
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"A fvcking T-shirt with a lousy design, but whatever you write on it by checking that fvcking box, will give you access to what you want deep down inside and that you've been procrastinating about. Otherwise, you'll always be an NPC, a non-player character."
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Myth & Blueprint
The Legend of BRANNØS

8 million years ago, before the dawn of mankind, in a realm where the ancient spirits of nature whispered with the wind and danced with the rivers, stood Arctonus, the venerable guardian of forests and wild creatures. At his side, Helvika, his wise companion, reigned over the cycles of life and death, preserving the balance of their mystical world.
From their union three descendants were born, each carrying a singular essence of nature's powers.

URSUS, the eldest, heir to the vigor of Arctonus, embodied brute strength and resolution. Fearless guardian of their ancestral domain, he defended tradition and honor with fierce determination. His merciless presence was a wall against threats, a living embodiment of bravery.

AILURON, the youngest, contrasted with his passive nature, a reflection of Helvika's inner peace. Avoiding conflict, his contemplative spirit and gentleness prefigured the pandas, symbols of tranquility and reflection in an often tumultuous world.
BRANNØS was radically different from his brothers, and indeed from all other forms of terrestrial life.

Convinced that the evolution of his line should not be dictated exclusively by the whims of the earth or the vagaries of the climate, he cherished the challenge. He constantly questioned the established order, finding it absurd that his brothers were content to mark their territory in the same primitive way as their father, by defecating and urinating anywhere. For Brannøs, borders were an illusion.
He saw in Ursus's strength and determination a latent weakness - raw strength soon to be supplanted by ingenuity. This ingenuity would one day reduce Ursus' image to a children's toy or a mascot on trucks. He foresaw that even Ursus' strength would be ridiculed, then pitifully preserved by resourceful creatures, leaving his descendants on shreds of territory by their charity.
As for Ailuron, he perceived him as lazy, feeding on bamboo not by choice but by ease, resigning himself to a life of incessant digestion without ever seeking to surpass himself. His only foolish challenges were to piss on trees while doing the headstand, to impress those who would notice the height.
One day, to the reproches of his brothers who called him crazy for his daring ideas, Brannøs retorted: 'Make fun of me, but I'm taking up the challenge: the monkeys I'm going to inspire with ingenuity will dominate not by force, but by the spirit of challenge. They will learn to question and explore beyond known boundaries.'
The Pact
"The greatest have made a pact with Brannøs, some unknowingly, others discreetly, and a few will have the guts to show it."
Stuck in your routine and procrastinating on something important? Sign with Brannøs.
By writing down your goal in the jaws of Brannøs, using a regular indelible marker or fabric markers to make it pretty, and checking that damn box, you sign and seal a pact with Brannøs. Whether you're a woman, a man, both, or neither. It's an ironclad oath, a commitment for those who will now have the guts to chase what they truly desire.
Why sign this pact?
Because Brannøs never looked down, never accepted the bullshit of boundaries or narrow traditions. By joining him, you flip a giant middle finger at expectations, take control, and fight for what you really want.
What this pact really involves:
Here's what you're promising by signing:
- Achieve your goals: Stop putting it off till tomorrow. Grab that desire, that idea, and charge head-first. Nothing should stand in your way, goddammit!
- Shake up the system if necessary: No blending in with the crowd. Like Brannøs, question everything, every damn rule.
- Live authentically: Be true to yourself, even if it means standing alone against everyone.
How to stick to this pact?
Wear this t-shirt like armor, whether you show it off, keep it under your sweater, hang it on a chair to be seen, or even frame it. We don't give a damn! What matters is the goal! Every glance at this symbol, every time you wear it, remind yourself why you signed. Turn that will into concrete actions. Don't let obstacles break you. Brannøs is with you, in every battle, at every moment of doubt. If you fail or give up, just remember you'll forever be the one who is born, lives, and dies. A mere NPC in this world where some take on the role of a player.
The Unisex T-shirt
Product Details
- 100% organic ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd² (180 g/m²)
- Single jersey
- Medium fit
- Set-in sleeves
- 1 × 1 rib at collar
- Double-needle topstitch on sleeves and bottom hems
- Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
- DTG printing: Utilizes water-based and eco-friendly inks
- Product sourced from Bangladesh



Sizing Chart
NOT SURE ABOUT YOUR SIZE? Check the t-shirt dimensions in our size chart. It's a simple step that will save you time on your goals. Come on, let's get moving!
⚠️ The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.
Size | [A] Half Chest (cm/in) | [B] Body Length (cm/in) | [C] Sleeve Length (cm/in) |
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S | 49.5 / 19 ½ | 69 / 27 ⅛ | 22.5 / 8 ⅞ |
M | 53.5 / 21 | 73 / 28 ¾ | 24 / 9 ½ |
L | 56.5 / 22 ¼ | 75 / 29 ½ | 24.5 / 9 ⅝ |
XL | 59.5 / 23 ⅜ | 77 / 30 ¼ | 25 / 9 ⅞ |

2XL | 63.5 / 25 | 79 / 31 ⅛ | 25.5 / 10 |
3XL | 67.5 / 26 ⅝ | 81 / 31 ⅞ | 26 / 10 ¼ |
4XL | 72.5 / 28 ½ | 83 / 32 ⅝ | 26 / 10 ¼ |
5XL | 77.5 / 30 ½ | 84 / 33 ⅛ | 26 / 10 ¼ |
Shipping Informations
Free shipping for orders of two t-shirts or more.
Our t-shirts are printed on-demand at our facilities in the United States, Canada, Europe (Latvia and Spain), Australia, Japan, and Brazil.
Delivery Times (examples):
- United States: 3 to 5 business days.
- Europe: 5 to 10 business days.
- International Shipments: 7 to 20 business days, depending on the country and regional conditions.
Note: These times may vary due to customs delays or local logistics issues. BRANNØS is not responsible for external delays.
Customs, Duties, and Taxes:
Orders shipped outside our production regions may be subject to customs duties and taxes, which are the responsibility of the recipient upon delivery. These costs are unpredictable by BRANNØS and depend on local regulations.
Tracking:
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Contact:
For any questions regarding your order, please contact our customer service.